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Canaries to liquidate McCain bobbleheads, raise price on Obama bobbleheads

Despite doing business in a red state, the Sioux Falls Canaries (independent; American Association) are lowering the price on John McCain bobbleheads and raising the price of Barack Obama bobbleheads to reflect the number of electoral votes each candidate mustered in last night’s election.Despite doing business in a red state, the Sioux Falls Canaries (independent; American Association) are lowering the price on John McCain bobbleheads and raising the price of Barack Obama bobbleheads to reflect the number of electoral votes each candidate mustered in last night’s election. McCain’s bobblehead will sell for $16.30 in honor of the 163 electoral votes that McCain garnered, while a limited number of The limited number of Barack Obama bobbleheads will be sell for $34.90 — a number that may change as the electoral numbers are adjusted.
 
"A month ago we looked at a closet full of John McCain Bobbleheads and thought we were sitting on a mint," said Canaries President John Kuhn. "Now that America has spoken, our Bobblehead closet is worth about as much as the stock market. At least we managed to find some Obama Bobbleheads in the mix."